awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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