Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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