Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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