oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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