At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize