I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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You're a waste of cheezeits
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It's rum buckets o'clock
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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