Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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