every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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