is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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