Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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