yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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