Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Randomize
