i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i think i have two assholes
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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