My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Randomize