he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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