READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm eating all of the evidence.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
handjob tips. give me some.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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