Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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