If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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