ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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