she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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