It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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