I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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