I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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