people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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