She announced her abortion via fbk
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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