I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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