I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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