Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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