"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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