I think scott just propositioned me for sex
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
