Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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