Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i love accidental penises.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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