I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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