If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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