i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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