Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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