i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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