I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
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This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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