i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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