it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Come share oat with me in your robe
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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