no you cant smoke seaweed
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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