I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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