i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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