i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I've blown a few things in my day
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated