this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.