OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
