also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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