Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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