So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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