you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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