For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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