yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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