how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
