Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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