too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
FUCK WHALES
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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