We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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