i may or may not be watching the land before time
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
